Men are simple creatures. Far simpler than their female counterparts in trying to understand what makes them tick. For the average man, it does not take much to make him happy. Many people believe that even in these contemporary times food, sex, and sleep are still the primary stimulators of a man’s overall happiness. I will neither confirm nor deny the aforementioned belief, but men do have a primal urge that permeates throughout their thoughts on a consistent basis. For most, it begins at puberty and from there only gets worse as the urge is fulfilled. Some men suffer through it, many others fully embrace it, but others simply have it removed without their knowledge. This carnal desire that dwells within all men is called the “new pussy” urge.
The legendary Greek philosopher, Aristotle once stated, “Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.” Amongst these different men are warriors, thieves, kings, princes, liars, fools, and various other assorted characters. From all this variety the question arises, how do you differentiate between the various types of men? The simplest answer; pay attention. Nevertheless, other questions still arise. Specifically, the question of, “Why do men cheat?” There is no specified, scientific formula or reference manual to give detailed answers on the behaviors of people let alone men. Every man’s experiences are different and cannot be explained, but I can deliver to you a breakdown of the psyches of different men and give some insight into why they make certain choices. Why do men cheat? Simple answer; because they can. If that is too simply to understand then I present to you as a man my thoughts on those you should familiarize yourselves with. I hope this helps in aiding your understanding. God forbid that any of you have two and three combinations of the men mentioned in this listing.